Bacon- say it with a French accent!

Pencil Vs. Camera Images

Born in Abidjan, Ivory Coast and now living in Belgium, Ben Heine is an amazing artist who overlaps hand-drawn works of art with photos to create stunning images.

What’s the deal with mail subscriptions?

They are plain useless. Nobody reads them. Having *insert big number here* subscribers means nothing because..again, nobody reads them. They were just filling my inbox so i moved them to spam. Now it bothers me to even see them in my spam folder. I get that the whole idea is to keep the interested persons updated with your latest entries. Yeah well…NO ONE IS INTERESTED in reading them. We have Facebook for learning useless things about people we know or don’t know. I don’t even like the RSS. It’s much better than the e-mail subscription but it still sucks. Bookmark is the best solution cuz I can check someone’s blog WHENEVER I WANT TO, NOT WHEN I’M BEING ‘INFORMED’!

Oh yeah, and what’s the deal with not being able to cancel someone’s subscription to your blog for instance? I looked around the dashboard thingies in here and I found nothing about that. I wanna delete my subscribers! How the fuck do i do that? Maybe I don’t want X to see a certain post!?! Can I do that? If so, how? I even googled it. It appears it cannot be done. WTF? Sharing is not caring, people!!!!

Zee Germans are nasty

  ENGLISH

” The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.Also, the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by ” v”.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place….”

I Wanna Be a Trillionaire So Fuckin’ Bad, Buy All Of The Things I Never Had

This is the 100 dollars bill. The largest US denomination in general circulation.

A packet of $ 100 equals $10.000, and it looks like this:

If i’d have 1 million dollars ( that’s not quite a small amount 🙂 ), this is how it would look ( i could carry it in one hand and walk around with it) :

If 1 million looked a bit unimpressive, well, 100 million is more respectable. A pallet of money.

1 billion bucks… Now we’re getting somewhere !!!!

So, EVER WONDERED HOW  A TRILLION DOLLARS  MIGHT LOOK? 

WordPress is fake!

WordPress is fake!

WordPress is fake!

WordPress is fake!

WordPress is fake!

WordPress is fake!

Why I Won’t Delete My Facebook Account

I enjoy Facebook. I find it entertaining and fun. But, i also thought about deleting my account (only in those moments when it seemed like nothing was ever going to happen and it was a total bore :)) ). If you don’t have a Facebook account you can’t really understand what i’m talking about. It sucks you in like a good hooker! 🙂

But hey, i like it cuz i’m a stalker’ish kind of person and i like to know what other people are up to- even people i can’t stand- so this feeds my hunger in a very satisfying way. 😀

So all that bullshit about how Fb brings people together is kinda true. You somehow feel connected with your friends – i am perfectly aware it is an online environment and it’s not real life, so don’t start preaching to the choir.

Now, Mark Zuckerberg- Hacker. Dropout. CEO – every unemployed person/ nerd/ teenager/ IT guy/ wannabe billionaire’s role model. Kudos on your idea, dude. He said something about how Facebook is not about making new friends, it’s for keeping in touch with your old ones. Well, he had me at this phrase and i’m a sucker for a good line! 🙂