Posts Tagged ‘funny photo’

Suck on this! :)) A gallery of princesses from fairy tales living in the real world. Photos taken by  photographer Dina Goldstein.

Speechless.

A Bulgarian baker was arrested after serving cocaine-sprinkled cookies to guests at a Greek funeral, news website Novinite reported Wednesday.

Mourners phoned for help after the traditional Greek cookies caused them to act strangely, and police discovered the cookies were sprinkled with cocaine instead of powdered sugar.

The baker, who is a Bulgarian national, was involved in drug trafficking and sent the cookies to the funeral service by mistake, police said.

Police later raided the gang running the cookie operation, and seized 60 kilograms of cocaine.

Why hide it, if you’re Hunter S. Thompson, you write a $ 2 million check and you write “Cocaine” in the memo field. 🙂

 

 

 

 

… as in a post-it art war which has been going on in France between the Ubisoft HQ and a bank across the street since July. And its getting artistic and weird.

Below is some of the action that is going on in France, and some simpler pieces that are popping up at this Tumblr, Post’It War.

Born in Abidjan, Ivory Coast and now living in Belgium, Ben Heine is an amazing artist who overlaps hand-drawn works of art with photos to create stunning images.

 

 

Everybody knows the internet is full of cats. It should be called caternet. It doesn’t even matter if they are real cats or cartoons or fiction cats or alien cats :)) Anyhoo, here’s one more proof of that.

Pop music favorites get the kitty cat treatment on the ‘Kitties and Bullsh*t’ Tumblr. Created by Sofia Falcon, the site showcases artwork that uses song lyrics and replaces key words with cat-themed lyrics. As Falcon explains on the blog, “I guess it’s like Al Yankovic, only all about cats.” The illustrations are simple but purrfectly hilarious.

 

So here are some of the “if you watch it backwards” memes.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it’s about a shark that throws up so many people, that they have to open a beach.

If you watch Mr. & Mrs. Smith backwards, it’s about two assassins who both decide to live a boring marriage life.

If you watch Pinocchio backwards, it’s about a boy who hangs out with a pedophile who turns him into a wooden puppet sex toy.

If you watch Osama Bin Laden’s life backwards, it’s about an ocean zombie who builds skyscrapers out of airplanes.

If you watch Dracula backwards, it’s about a blood donor with really strange methods who decides to return to his homeland Transylvania after saving people in England.

If you watch Lord of the Rings backwards, it’s about a midget that gets a ring from a volcano and spends 9 hours walking home.

If you watch The Blair Witch Project backwards, some guys leave their holiday cottage, hike through the woods, find a map and go home.

If you watch The Sound of Music backwards, Julie Andrews divorces her elderly husband, and plots to drive a wedge between him and his kids by boring them all shitless with her singing. Mission fulfilled, she fucks off and joins a convent.

If you watch Star Wars backwards, it’s about this guy who knows this chick is his sister, but wants to do her anyway.

If you watch World War II backwards, Hitler proves himself to be one of the greatest humanitarians who ever lived when he uses magical gas chambers to bring over six million Jews back to life, rebuilds half of Europe with his amazingly fast blitzkriegs and brings democracy to Germany.

If you watch Superman backwards, it is about a guy who flies around, putting people into precarious situations, then hiding.

If you watch Saw backwards, it is a truly amazing and touching story about one man providing countless limbs for the disabled.

The Vogue Princesses

Dante Tyler‘s mock-up Vogue covers featuring Disney Princesses as glamazonian models is at first funny, then a bit unsettling. With Pocahontas as a fierce Beyonce look-alike and Belle staring smoky-eyed from behind her top five novel recommendations, you have to wonder how far removed the marketing plans for Vogue and Disney really are from one another.