Posts Tagged ‘girls’

A series of comparisons between the classic pinup girls and photos that have served as models for achieving them.


1. FINE 

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.


If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.


This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with “nothing” usually end in “fine”.


This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!


This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)


This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.


A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’).


Is a woman’s way of saying FUCK  YOU!


Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.

I believe there is no way to deal with a woman while she is pre/menstruating. 😀 Even though i am a woman, these mood swings always catch me by surprise to the point of believing i could be crazy for starting crying all of a sudden and having love/hate reactions  towards everything/ everybody around. These hormones are getting craaaazy !!! Sometimes i find it funny, but not everybody does. Saying mean things is my thing but how can it get so out of control? 🙂

PMS is real. So i don’t understand why certain women- in a great state of bitchiness- get offended when men tell them: “oh,it must be that time of the month.” I don’t find it offensive even it is or it isn’t that time of the month. Furthermore, men should be awarded ( well, this word is actually a tad too grand)  for understanding that we aren’t normally that crazy and women should be grateful  for having a way of getting away with the chaos they cause.

While browsing, i found another stupid question on those “answers” sites, which i have previously mentioned here. The question was something like “Does that time of the month excuse give a woman the right to treat her husband bad?” followed by ” and do they fake the time of month thing so they can be bitchy?” Well, since you are an idiot, it kinda does give them that right. Hell, they have the right to be Queen B’s  even when they aren’t menstruating because you are highly stupid. Why the fuck would anyone want to fake having cramps and all sort of aches just to be bitchy with you? Pfff. * rolling my eyes*

In conclusion…well, there is no conclusion for this one.

I just found some more cinemagraphs which i absolutely loooove!!!!