Posts Tagged ‘stupid’

A Bulgarian baker was arrested after serving cocaine-sprinkled cookies to guests at a Greek funeral, news website Novinite reported Wednesday.

Mourners phoned for help after the traditional Greek cookies caused them to act strangely, and police discovered the cookies were sprinkled with cocaine instead of powdered sugar.

The baker, who is a Bulgarian national, was involved in drug trafficking and sent the cookies to the funeral service by mistake, police said.

Police later raided the gang running the cookie operation, and seized 60 kilograms of cocaine.

Why hide it, if you’re Hunter S. Thompson, you write a $ 2 million check and you write “Cocaine” in the memo field. 🙂

 

 

 

 

This is called paranoia gone to extreme!

Don’t lose your pen if you don’t wanna die. Riiight!

Apatheism- is acting with apathy, disregard, or lack of interest towards belief or lack of belief in a deity. 

 

Hedonism– The ethical doctrine holding that only what is pleasant or has pleasant consequences is intrinsically good. Pursuit of or devotion to pleasure, especially to the pleasures of the senses.

Alcoholism- A disorder characterized by the excessive consumption of and dependence on alcoholic beverages, leading to physical and psychological harm and impaired social and vocational functioning. Sadomasochism– The combination of sadism and masochism, in particular the deriving of pleasure, especially sexual gratification, from inflicting or submitting to physical or emotional abuse.

Jism– A slang term for semen. 🙂

Capitalism– An economic system based on a free market, open competition, profit motive and private ownership of the means of production.

Nazism-a form of socialism featuring racism and expansionism and obedience to a strong leader

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Jerry Seinfeld on George’s ex-girlfriend Marlene- *southern accent*:

=)) so funny!!! Eat this, Radiohead! Literally.

Breaking news!! Jackass’ own Ryan Dunn, aged 34, died today June 20, 2011 in a car crash in Pennsylvania.  At the time of the accident, Dunn was believed to have been traveling with over 180 km/h (110 mph). He was accompanied by another person; they both suffered severe burns, which made it difficult for the police to identify the body.Dunn was reportedly identified by his tattoos and facial hair. 😦

The car caught fire in the crash; hours later a tow truck was called to the scene to remove the charred wreckage.

TMZ photos of the accident below

TMZ reports that the West Goshen Township Police Department is saying officers found Dunn’s 2007 Porsche 911 GT3 “off the road and in the woods” and police say the car was “fully engulfed in flames.”

Ryan Dunn-Twitpic posted before the accident

Too bad.. he was my second favorite after Knoxville 😐

I did not know who Waldo was until it was brought to my attention by this one here. Well, hello 2011! I don’t know where I’ve been living for the past 24 years. But now that I learned about it, I just can’t stop searching for the little bastard!  

Having a one week only 5 to 9 job can be so boring so this keeps me quite entertained in these long hours. However, it fucking burns my eyes!

Where the fuck is he? And did anyone find him yet? And why is he hiding? And why is everybody looking for him? And if he was to be found, what shall the world do with him? And who is gonna answer all my questions?

I also don’t understand that world record thing also mentioned here. What were 3,657 people trying to prove? This has to be one of the most stupid world records ever! So many people dressed as someone WHO DOESN’T EXIST! I’d rather see all those people costumed as Garfield. At least they’d be pretty!

Dailymail.co.uk says “The crowds jumped and cheered as they tried to break the record and they refused to let the bad weather dampen their spirits when it started to rain.” Well, aren’t you a bunch of silly wallys! I just do not get this kind of things!!!

They are plain useless. Nobody reads them. Having *insert big number here* subscribers means nothing because..again, nobody reads them. They were just filling my inbox so i moved them to spam. Now it bothers me to even see them in my spam folder. I get that the whole idea is to keep the interested persons updated with your latest entries. Yeah well…NO ONE IS INTERESTED in reading them. We have Facebook for learning useless things about people we know or don’t know. I don’t even like the RSS. It’s much better than the e-mail subscription but it still sucks. Bookmark is the best solution cuz I can check someone’s blog WHENEVER I WANT TO, NOT WHEN I’M BEING ‘INFORMED’!

Oh yeah, and what’s the deal with not being able to cancel someone’s subscription to your blog for instance? I looked around the dashboard thingies in here and I found nothing about that. I wanna delete my subscribers! How the fuck do i do that? Maybe I don’t want X to see a certain post!?! Can I do that? If so, how? I even googled it. It appears it cannot be done. WTF? Sharing is not caring, people!!!!