Kickass Logo Twists v. 2.0

The truth has been told! 🙂 I don’t personally agree with all of these logo twists but kudos on the idea.

ps. Crazy large bitch ass photos. ( probably not visible on 10″ screens =)) *wink* )

When you’re alone and life is making you lonely :D

Zee Germans are nasty

  ENGLISH

” The European Union commissioners have announced that agreement has been reached to adopt English as the preferred language for European communications, rather than German, which was the other possibility.As part of the negotiations, the British government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five-year phased plan for what will be known as EuroEnglish (Euro for short).In the first year, “s” will be used instead of the soft “c”. Sertainly, sivil servants will resieve this news with joy.Also, the hard “c” will be replaced with “k”. Not only will this klear up konfusion, but typewriters kan have one less letter.There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced by “f”. This will make words like “fotograf” 20 per sent shorter.In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of silent “e”s in the languag is disgrasful, and they would go.

By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” by “z” and “w” by ” v”.

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou”, and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst place….”

*hot flashes*

pretty!

*drooling*

Amazing resemblance with my hypothetical reaction =))

This Is The Road To Hell

Driving and screaming. Screaming and driving. ;;) I would totally do it. I can almost hear the insane roar of my 80 HP on these roads. =))

It Takes One To Know One

Some of my friends are hypocrites.

And full of shit.

And liars.

And posers.

Major phonies. 

Thieves.

Stupid.

Mean.

Funny.

Not reliable.

Losers.

WTF ?!?

That time of the month

I believe there is no way to deal with a woman while she is pre/menstruating. 😀 Even though i am a woman, these mood swings always catch me by surprise to the point of believing i could be crazy for starting crying all of a sudden and having love/hate reactions  towards everything/ everybody around. These hormones are getting craaaazy !!! Sometimes i find it funny, but not everybody does. Saying mean things is my thing but how can it get so out of control? 🙂

PMS is real. So i don’t understand why certain women- in a great state of bitchiness- get offended when men tell them: “oh,it must be that time of the month.” I don’t find it offensive even it is or it isn’t that time of the month. Furthermore, men should be awarded ( well, this word is actually a tad too grand)  for understanding that we aren’t normally that crazy and women should be grateful  for having a way of getting away with the chaos they cause.

While browsing, i found another stupid question on those “answers” sites, which i have previously mentioned here. The question was something like “Does that time of the month excuse give a woman the right to treat her husband bad?” followed by ” and do they fake the time of month thing so they can be bitchy?” Well, since you are an idiot, it kinda does give them that right. Hell, they have the right to be Queen B’s  even when they aren’t menstruating because you are highly stupid. Why the fuck would anyone want to fake having cramps and all sort of aches just to be bitchy with you? Pfff. * rolling my eyes*

In conclusion…well, there is no conclusion for this one.

Most Epic Drug Stash

want. it. now.

i want it all, i want it all and i want it now !! 🙂

Love seat

I have never wanted anything so badly in a long, long time!!!!

FuCk !

When your spirit is floating down that tunnel toward the lights, you know what’s behind the lights? Its not God, it’s me. And I’m gonna kick your poncey soul all the way back down the tunnel, till you choke on your own fucked up ribs. Now. Wake – the fuck – up.

FUCK!

One night to be confused

A live version of a song doesn’t get any better than this!!

Feel the Twin Peaks theme song in it?

Ce bine e sa ai boxe.

❤