Posts Tagged ‘spilling thoughts’

Zombies‘ descended on a city centre after its council was forced to admit it was unprepared for an invasion by the living dead.

Residents in Leicester, England, concerned that their city is ill-prepared for a zombie attack, made their point with a mass shamble through the streets.

Zombies are so dummy brainless creatures!

I did not know who Waldo was until it was brought to my attention by this one here. Well, hello 2011! I don’t know where I’ve been living for the past 24 years. But now that I learned about it, I just can’t stop searching for the little bastard!  

Having a one week only 5 to 9 job can be so boring so this keeps me quite entertained in these long hours. However, it fucking burns my eyes!

Where the fuck is he? And did anyone find him yet? And why is he hiding? And why is everybody looking for him? And if he was to be found, what shall the world do with him? And who is gonna answer all my questions?

I also don’t understand that world record thing also mentioned here. What were 3,657 people trying to prove? This has to be one of the most stupid world records ever! So many people dressed as someone WHO DOESN’T EXIST! I’d rather see all those people costumed as Garfield. At least they’d be pretty!

Dailymail.co.uk says “The crowds jumped and cheered as they tried to break the record and they refused to let the bad weather dampen their spirits when it started to rain.” Well, aren’t you a bunch of silly wallys! I just do not get this kind of things!!!

They are plain useless. Nobody reads them. Having *insert big number here* subscribers means nothing because..again, nobody reads them. They were just filling my inbox so i moved them to spam. Now it bothers me to even see them in my spam folder. I get that the whole idea is to keep the interested persons updated with your latest entries. Yeah well…NO ONE IS INTERESTED in reading them. We have Facebook for learning useless things about people we know or don’t know. I don’t even like the RSS. It’s much better than the e-mail subscription but it still sucks. Bookmark is the best solution cuz I can check someone’s blog WHENEVER I WANT TO, NOT WHEN I’M BEING ‘INFORMED’!

Oh yeah, and what’s the deal with not being able to cancel someone’s subscription to your blog for instance? I looked around the dashboard thingies in here and I found nothing about that. I wanna delete my subscribers! How the fuck do i do that? Maybe I don’t want X to see a certain post!?! Can I do that? If so, how? I even googled it. It appears it cannot be done. WTF? Sharing is not caring, people!!!!

1. JEGGINS

For those who don’t know,  jeggins are a combination between leggings and jeans. They look like jeans but are only leggins. Like this:

2.  FANNY PACKS

OMG, why??? Really now, why? This ain’t a pretty sight on anyone even though they make them now so colorful and bubbly and have stars and polka dots on them and cutesy little hearts. NO. NEVER. DIE!

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I believe there is no way to deal with a woman while she is pre/menstruating. 😀 Even though i am a woman, these mood swings always catch me by surprise to the point of believing i could be crazy for starting crying all of a sudden and having love/hate reactions  towards everything/ everybody around. These hormones are getting craaaazy !!! Sometimes i find it funny, but not everybody does. Saying mean things is my thing but how can it get so out of control? 🙂

PMS is real. So i don’t understand why certain women- in a great state of bitchiness- get offended when men tell them: “oh,it must be that time of the month.” I don’t find it offensive even it is or it isn’t that time of the month. Furthermore, men should be awarded ( well, this word is actually a tad too grand)  for understanding that we aren’t normally that crazy and women should be grateful  for having a way of getting away with the chaos they cause.

While browsing, i found another stupid question on those “answers” sites, which i have previously mentioned here. The question was something like “Does that time of the month excuse give a woman the right to treat her husband bad?” followed by ” and do they fake the time of month thing so they can be bitchy?” Well, since you are an idiot, it kinda does give them that right. Hell, they have the right to be Queen B’s  even when they aren’t menstruating because you are highly stupid. Why the fuck would anyone want to fake having cramps and all sort of aches just to be bitchy with you? Pfff. * rolling my eyes*

In conclusion…well, there is no conclusion for this one.

WordPress is fake!

WordPress is fake!

WordPress is fake!

WordPress is fake!

WordPress is fake!

If you submit a question on those sites like answers.com or answers.yahoo.com (i’m not even bothering to put a link ) and no one responds to your question, i think it’s way more frustrating than no one reading your blog. :)) Even more frustrating than no one liking your posts on Facebook. :))

I don’t even understand why to ask something on those sites. Don’t they have Google?  Or if they post personal questions like “My girl/boyfriend left me. I need help to get her/him back. Could someone give me some piece of advice?” Well, don’t you have friends? How could an outsider, someone who doesn’t know you help you in a personal matter?

And oh my god, the stupidity on those sites !!!! How can you be that stupid to ask questions like “Why do so many pigeons have one leg?” or ” Do black women make chocolate milk in their breasts while they are pregnant?” or “Is the wind caused by the movement of tree branches?” or “How can I brand (like with fire) my name onto my girlfriend’s butt cheek?’ or “Are the Saw movies real?” – well, are you for real? The only good thing –and by good i mean funny–  about these sites and the stupid questions people submit on them, is that there is always someone to make an ironic/ sarcastic hilarious comment and the more moronic the question, the funnier the answer/ comment !