13 Fashion Fails From My Point Of View

1. JEGGINS

For those who don’t know,  jeggins are a combination between leggings and jeans. They look like jeans but are only leggins. Like this:

2.  FANNY PACKS

OMG, why??? Really now, why? This ain’t a pretty sight on anyone even though they make them now so colorful and bubbly and have stars and polka dots on them and cutesy little hearts. NO. NEVER. DIE!

3. SHOULDER PADS

Oh oh, the ’80s are back. For the past year, huge shoulders have been in. But they should be out. Shoulder pads need to go.

4. ACID JEANS

If by accident your mom had bleached your jeans in such way, you would have gone completely insane with rage and never wore them in public..but since it was imposed as a trend you wore them and even more, you liked them. LAME!

5. SOCKS AND SANDALS

I have no comment on this one. This shit just makes me laugh every time I see it. Usually, people wear sandals to AVOID wearing socks !!!

6. HAREM PANTS WHORES

Harem pants, also known as parachute pants, or ninja pants, were pretty popular in the 80′s. MC Hammer was the original harem pants posterboy. In 2009 or 2010, i dunno for sure, Jean Paul Gaultier brought them back on the runways.  For a while, only rich uppity bitches wore them. Now any trendy city whore can afford them. It’s pretty bad. I don’t really get why it’s hip for women to wear these. I love baggy pants but these just SUCK BALLS!

7. SHIRTS TUCKED IN JEANS 

Sorry, Mr. Steve Jobs. I love you but why do you dress like this? What’s with the turtlenecks? That should be a category of its own in my post, but i’ll save it for another time.

8. TRAMP STAMPS

I like tattoos but wtf? Chicks with tramp stamps are the types of girls you take home to f to the u to the c to the k and nothing else. People tend to generalize tramp stamp havin’ women as sluts, skanks or whores. But to generalize is to rationalize, and that shit is the truth. 🙂 For the most part, it’s a desperate call for attention or just following the herd, not expressive art.

9. BELLY BUTTON PIERCINGS

These are just as lame ass ugly and fuckin’ stupid as the tramp stamps. In most of the cases they go together. One proof that you are a  lame hoe on the front, and one on the back. Yay. You’ve been marked. Just like cows.

10. RIPPED CLOTHES

Clothes with holes in them are never cool. Why would anyone want to look as if they were in a fight with a wild animal?

11. GHETTO EARINGS

What’s the deal with big ass earrings?

12. CUFF ROLL-UPS

Sometimes jeans are too long, and you have to find ways around it. People rolling their jeans way above their ankles need to cut the crap. If you’re doing it because it’s hot out, wear a pair of shorts. If you do it because you saw it in the magazines, you are stupid. It’s a lame look.

13. SHELL NECKLACES

Just because.